Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Are your teeth knocked out?"

 

[Saltarius]

I smile to show that that's not the case.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Uh...Why no speaky the English?"

 

[Saltarius]

I point to Diamond and smile.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I was talking to Knife." I say to Woon, before taking a handful of Knife's popcorn.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"We're doing this the Celty Sturluson way." Diamond takes out her phone and uses the notes application, "Write what you want to say."

 

[Saltarius]

I write on the note.

Forgot! Diamond doesn't like how speak, so I stopped!

I hand the phone back over and grin.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab the phone and smash it on the ground.
"THAT PHONE AIN'T NO FATHER!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond punches Zombie to death with one punch. Somehow, her phone respawns. "Can't speak English?"

 

[Saltarius]

I shrug.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yes or no, Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

I sigh and shake my head.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn by the conveniently placed explosives shop. I grab an RPG and fire it directly at the phone.
"THAT PHONE HAS NEVER BEEN, NOR WILL IT EVER BE A FATHER!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"And, you're sparing me your Korean talk?"

 

[Saltarius]

I nod.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond hugs Salt and kisses her forehead, "Thank you. But, you're going have to say something." She sticks a Babelfish into Salt's ear, "How did you lose your English?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Douchebag made me snap. Decided, fuck sanity, stripper poles and murder are my goals now."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond blinked a few times to comprehend what that sentence could mean. "That makes no sense, dude."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's fun, though! One of these days I'm installing a pole. Don't worry, I'll double-latch the door so Casey won't see."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh God, no."