Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I throw the faulty RPG at Salt.
"Can you fix this?"

 

[Saltarius]

"What, I can't have something private for myself?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Who said you were installing a stripper pole in my apartment!?"

 

[Saltarius]

"..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Ugh. Now I feel like I kicked a puppy!"

 

[Saltarius]

I quietly pilfer Diamond's phone and type out, Should I start whimpering too, or can we call the carpenter?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No, we're not getting it built!"

 

[Saltarius]

Installed? Transferred? I'm already experienced with the one at the brothel down the way!

 

[MinimanZombie]

I reverse up to Salt in a carpenters van.
"There's no time to explain, get in!"
I yell out the window.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond slaps the shit out of Salt, "You fuckin' perv!" She storms off.

 

[Saltarius]

".... 젠장."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh-Yeah no, wouldn't walk that way!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond punches Zombie so hard, he dies five different deaths in a row.

 

[Clade-170]

Reenters the scene after dozing off, "The hell...".

 

[Saltarius]

"Diamond! Am sorry! Drop subject!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Fuck off and die!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I die or something, and then respawn.
"There are literally strange Korean goblins, I am not kidding, this is serious."

 

[Saltarius]

"I...yes, ma'am."

 

[Clade-170]

Sees Tox and David, "Hey guys, may I join you?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Aw snap Salt, what a bad day for you. First you forget how to speak English, and now you've pissed off Diamond. Here, have some ice cream."
I hand Salt a Cornetto.