Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"If you head to my workshop, there should be a mechanical arm in your size."

 

[Captain Anon]

"nice shot Clade"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sweet, thanks!"
I run towards the workshop. When I get there, I proceed to attempt to attach the arm.
[small]"How does this fucking thing work..."[/small]

 

[Knife-28]

"Hah, you, I like you." Knife says as he watches Clade's shot fly past Salt's head. "But we haven't met, I'm Knife." He says, holding his hand out to shake. "I assume you've met my other half?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"well apparently there's two of him running about with us"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, the one with far inferior taste in pone." Knife says, jerking a thumb towards me, still passed out in a nearby planter. "

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I Google pone.
"Uh... he has an inferior taste in cornbread?"

 

[Knife-28]

Knife rolls his eyes. "It's simple, Blue Fast," Knife points at the symbol on his shirt, "Greater than Marshmallow Horse." Knife points trio of diamonds on my overcoat.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh, right. Agreed."

 

[Knife-28]

"Aww, what's the matter Tox," Knife says, grabbing him around the shoulder, "Not an avid believer in the magic of friendship?"

"See, Trilby get's it."

 

[Knife-28]

"You know I wanna believe you're talking about Purple Smart, but I also get the feeling you're putting me on."

"That said, either way you're an utter drongo."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"ranebo dash best pone"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Agreed, Paddy. Now, I'm going to go make sure Zombie hasn't accidentally blown up my workshop while installing his arm."
I head up to my workshop.

 

[Saltarius]

I point my gun at my forehead again and fire. I respawn by Trilby.

"Zombie mad no one like him."

I shoot myself in the head again, reappearing in the apartment.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Same as usual. Fairly crap."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, there's the prostitutes... and Zombie has three dragons."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I have a cunning plan..."
I begin to inform Tox of the details of my cunning plan.
"So, basically, we build a training course for the dragons. We show it to Zombie. He lets the dragons out, they fly around. Then, we shoot one of them. It's foolproof."

 

[Saltarius]

I return again via suicide teleportation.

"Me. Want shoot. Make douche suffer."

 

[Saltarius]

"Good! Even better!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Once we've built a suitable training course for three dragons, which is large enough for us to ambush one of them."