Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Daenarys train. They get strong. Much death."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"************ do you look like Daenerys Targaryen these ain't destined for shit to do with you. You have to train them yourself ************."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine. But I'm making sure they're safe before I allow it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't think we can add stuff to the respawn matrix."

 

[Saltarius]

"Want be Daenarys! Bells in hair! Opening throats! Horselord!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt I can't understand any of the shit that you're saying. Like, do you want to be Daenarys or something? Cause from the get up, you look more like a student who attends the Persona 4 school. And I can at least try right? I mean, Diamonds phone respawned."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hope's Peak Academy. Stupid."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"NO ONE HERE IS GONNA BE DAENERYS TARGARYEN DAMNIT!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well sorry I'm not a weeaboo. Is my arm ready yet Trilby?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Except me."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"NO ONE!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Pfft. Sorry, the Atlas reject ain't gonna cut it as the mother of dragons."

 

[Saltarius]

I whimpering and do my best to fake sobbing.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Maybe."
I press a button. A blade slides out of the arm and into Salt's stomach.
"Yup."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fucking sweet."
I high five Trilby.
"Thanks dude. I'm off to find the matrix."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait what are our objectives again?"

 

[Saltarius]

I shrug, tearing off my sleeve and tying it around my wound.

"Steal dragon soul."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stop in my tracks.

"What?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt must have gotten her translation wrong, we need TEN souls, not dragon souls. Friggin language barriers."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. We're going to steal the soul of that big-ass dragon. Once we get the DLC."