Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Woops. Foolish me."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk back over to Salt.
"I know you suddenly got brain damage, but why the fuck are you building a training course if we need some souls?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So your dragons can help us harvest souls? Duh."

 

[Saltarius]

"Brain damage?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"But we can do that ourselves. If anything, it will take less time if we just get the souls now. So how about we halt production and just go and get them? And yeah, your brain is messed up now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because, Zombie, it takes a while for us to download the DLC to get to the dragon. So, we're preparing."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"... Shut up."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"But, we can get human souls. That would take less time, right?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not if we can't find people."

 

[Saltarius]

"Nope! Brain fine! Reality perception though..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, your English skills are now worse than Woons. No offense to him of course. Plus, you keep on doing stupid nonsensical things, like pouring ketchup on the floor."

 

[Saltarius]

"And you annoying shit. What else new?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ugh, fine. I still can't think of a reason for Diamond falling in love with you."
I walk off to search for the matrix.

 

[Saltarius]

"Two word! Actually stacked!" I snicker.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Anyway, is the course built?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Mhm! All by self!" I lie.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pick up a shotgun leg and shoot Salt with it.
"That was for lying. I saw the tulpas work on it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Do again! Do again!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What the fuck is wrong with you..."
I shoot Salt again.

 

[Saltarius]

"M-Masochism!"