Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"CAUSE Y'ALL CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH!"
I slam dunk a basketball into Salts face.

 

[Saltarius]

I place a knife in front of my face, deflating the basketball as it comes in contact with it.

"Leave. No one like you."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You know that Bong-Cheong Dong scare thing?"

 

[Saltarius]

"?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hug Salt.
"I know you love me really. And Waffles, how's your sex life?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Like, there is a horror jump scare thing on the internet that's in Korean. Diamond has had nightmares about that since she's ever seen it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Switch to Taiwanese?"

I turn to Zombie.

"Off."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Inexistant."

 

[Saltarius]

"But like being this way! Is fun!"

 

[Captain Anon]

"Expendable 2" i say as i get some popcorn as well

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Well, its your likes against Diamond's fears."

 

[Saltarius]

I ponder for a moment.

"Got it! No talk!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Can you really hold a relationship without holding a conversation?"

 

[Saltarius]

I nod vigorously.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"If you say so."

 

[Saltarius]

I give a double pistols motion to Waffles and walk over to Diamond.

I wave.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No more Korean, okay? I'll punch you in the throat if you do."

 

[Saltarius]

I touch my throat and nod.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Did...Did I hit you too hard?"

 

[Saltarius]

I shake my head.