Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Oo! Maybe if get Stands, we can beat shit out of dragon with them! True victory!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Of for- right, fuck this shit. Let's just pick a random planet and crash into it. Hopefully, the impact will kill the dragon. If not, it'll probably get out and won't be our problem any more. And hey, maybe we'll find Paddy, too."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I ascend to a higher point using the elevator, and I proceed to throw a shit ton of rocks at the dragon.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shrug and head up to the cockpit.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oo! Maybe if get Stands, we can beat shit out of dragon with them! True victory!"

No ghost magic guardians, no sirree Bob.

"Of for- right, fuck this shit. Let's just pick a random planet and crash into it. Hopefully, the impact will kill the dragon. If not, it'll probably get out and won't be our problem any more. And hey, maybe we'll find Paddy, too."

*sigh*

I ascend to a higher point using the elevator, and I proceed to throw a shit ton of rocks at the dragon.

Holy shit, an actual attack. You proceed to throw a shit ton of rocks at the dragon.

DAMAGE: -.001

This may take a while.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I use a conveniently placed hook-shot to climb onto the dragons head. I then dump jars of sugar into it's mouth in the hopes that it's diabetic.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I enter the cockpit, sit down and begin pressing buttons.
"Hey, AI person. Where's the nearest planet?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Not ghost magic! All natural human ability channeled through Ripple."

 

[Sigma Castell]

My holographic head pops up on the HUD.
"Nearest Planets are: Buttsex-world, Scene-kid-world, and boringworld"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I like the sound of Buttsex-world..."

 

[RaNDM G]

Hello Trilby. I am sorry. My systems are focused on maintaining the Mall's structural integrity.

 

[Saltarius]

"Send fucking dragon into space already. There no air in space, so it can't actually fly back in."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine. I'll just google it."
I Google 'nearby planets' and use my current location.

 

[Saltarius]

"NO ONE JUST HEAR WHAT I SAY? CAN EASILY BEAT DRAGON! IT STARVES TO DEATH IN OUTER REACHES OF SPACE! WE WIN!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Diriecting you to buttsexworld. Have a pleasent day."
Buttsex fills the cockpit. Soon there is only butts.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I get an idea.
"Hey guys, imagine if we could like, hypothetically fire the dragon into space? I mean, it'd never work...or maybe it would..."

 

[Saltarius]

"You all wonder why drop sanity like bad parent drop child! Trilby give me ridiculous chest, Zombie fucking dumbass, Sigma fucking crazy and dangerous!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

The Paddybot shuffles towards the airlock controls.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I jump back onto the balcony, and continue throwing bricks. Unfortunately, one misses and hits the airlock controls, damaging it and thus rendering it useless.
"Aw."

 

[Saltarius]

I begin strapping down explosives to a wall.

"More than one fucking way to blow wall."