Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I grab a conveniently placed 'POKEMON ATTACK SIMULATOR?', and use Surf. It misses, and hits the wall, washing the the explosives away.
"Darn."

 

[Saltarius]

I slam down the others, run back, press the detonator, and blow the wall.

"Now someone wrangle dragon."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I don't think anyone is big enough. And the explosives did near to nothing to that wall."
I look at the blackened wall, trying to spot any damage.

 

[Saltarius]

Zombie is sucked into the inky blackness of space.

"Seems big enough to me."

 

[Paddy the Second]

The Paddybot leaps at the dragon, beginning to wrestle it.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, hero of mine!"

I mock taking out a kerchief and waving at the Paddybot.

 

[Paddy the Second]

PAddybot piledrives the dragon into the side of the ship then throws it into space, propelling it with a powerful kick.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open the cockpit door, causing the buttsex to flow outside.
"Bleh."

 

[Saltarius]

"Battle over, dragon gone. No arguments. Both threats to mall and sanity gone."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Paddybot shoot fireworks from his crotch to celebrate.

 

[Saltarius]

I toss Zombie's other dragons out into space too.

"Just to make sure."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I disappear into Space.
"Lame. That was such bullshit. At least my dragons are still in my inventory."
I drift further and further away from the ship, seeing a giant cardboard dragon floating towards me.
"Man, what fucking morons."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, you do realise that hole is going to start depressurising the whole Mall and suck everything, us included, out into space?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I can't turn them off!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Then mall's regen kicks in!"

It would seem the dragon is fake, yet its desperate flails as the cold air of space smothers it debunk that theory quickly.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I continue drifting before being dragged into a black hole.
"...Okay."
Then I go somewhere far away.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Feh."
I fly the ship at Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The far away place turns out to be a star.
"Well shit."
I disintegrate, and die. Being too far away from the mall, it takes a while to respawn. A fairly long while.

 

[Paddy the Second]

The Paddybot repairs the hull breach.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start flying at a nearby planet because why not.