Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm having an existential crisis!"

 

[RaNDM G]

You cause moderate damage near the handle. DAMAGE: -4

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab a whole load of painkillers, then carry them back to the dragon.
"Take these."

 

[RaNDM G]

People medicine doesn't work on dragons, dummy.

DRAGON SUMMON: 3 TURNS

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fucking dragon, being a completely different species... grumble grumble"
I go look for dragon medicine.

 

[RaNDM G]

It harmlessly bounces off.

2 TURNS

 

[RaNDM G]

Spoiler: One more time.

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And your bullets are all: [small]. . . pew! pew! pew![/small]

 

[RaNDM G]

The hand withdraws his scalpel and returns with a pair of scissors.

 

[RaNDM G]

The rock bounces away. You are cut in half. MASSIVE DAMAGE: -9!

DRAGON SUMMON: ONE TURN!

TOX: I

DRAGON: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--------------------

SAW: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SCALPEL: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SCISSORS: IIIIIIIIII

 

[Knife-28]

"So...." I start, looking up my robotic dragon's new body. "No hard feelings, yea?"
The dragon blinks it's massive metal eyes, then picks me up and drops me in it's mouth. Thankfully, there's a hatch to the cockpit in the roof of the mouth, and I climb up as the dragon starts to scale the wall upwards towards the HPOTM.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well. Not needed here."

I put my gun to my head and fire, respawning in Waffles' apartment.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Jesus Christ!" screams Diamond. "Salt, the hell are you doing here?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Investigating?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Did you become Detective Monkey?" I ask, still flipping through an issue of I Am A Hero.

 

[Saltarius]

"That racist. Besides, was investigating the missing Diamond Is Unbreakable volumes."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Huh." I check my bookshelf, "I'm not missing any -holy crap! The Kira volume!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Exactly! Now, been thinking. Obviously someone within household, right?"

 

[Clade-170]

After a while of being dorment, I awaken to see everything going on around me. My attention was immediatly drawn to the giant hand, "Is that uhhh...what I think it is, or have I gone bat shit insane?".

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Not really." Diamond says, coldly, "Someone could've robbed us."

 

[Saltarius]

"Now, consider title of Part 4. What is Unbreakable?"