Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"You never type to kill for fun!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh get over it, I saw a chance to kill you in an ironic way and I took it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait wh-"
...
"Hah."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"AAAAAAAAAH!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"MUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
I roll past Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Sigma ends up rolling into a large floor spike.
"Watch out for the spikes..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yare yare dawa." I mutter, walking off.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw an electrified knife at the back of Salt's leg.

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh, I think I'm going to have to steal that idea." I say, seeing Trilby throwing the electrified knife.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur"
I respawn and rooll back past everyone

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Here, take one. Make some more."
I hand Knife one of the knives, which is really just a throwing knife with a couple of batteries and some copper wire sellotaped to it.
"Sigma, why are you doing that?"

 

[Saltarius]

I collapse on the floor.

"Fuck was that for?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Bored." I say, flinging the other electified knife at Salt.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What Knife said."
I start painting two clowns in a fistfight on the wall.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I inject Tox with heroin.
"Chase the dragon Tox! Chase it!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"'bout time. You didn't miss much."

[color][HEADING=2]ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR![/HEADING][/color]

"Can we kill that thing now?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh. The loud one. So, good luck killing it."
I pat Tox on the back.

 

[RaNDM G]

"That one. Up there."

I point thousands of floors up.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Because...Salt is Korean now or something? Anyway, stupid stuff happened. Now go murder a dragon!"
I give Tox a thumbs up.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I finish my masterpiece.
"Oh yeah, we still have to deal with that dragon... Good luck, Tox!"