Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"No we don't. Like... that is our least favourite thing to do. I probably wouldn't even hatefuck you, Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"Girl can dream."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah... but it's a pipe dream."

 

[Saltarius]

"Nothing wrong with that."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sit down and start doodling transmutation circles.

 

[Saltarius]

"Not going to try and bring back dead parents, are you?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"God no."

 

[Saltarius]

"Lover?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start laughing.

 

[Saltarius]

"Figured."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Y'know. That you wouldn't."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, why would I?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Not have one?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No. That's not really my sort of thing."

 

[Saltarius]

"Laaaammmeeeee."

 

[Knife-28]

I jump from a nearby balcony and impale Salt with a giant screw. I then stick a post-it note with a crude doodle on it to Salt's forhead, or at least, what's left of it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"holyjesuswhattheshitknife"
I start smacking my transmutation circles, causing massive spikes to erupt out of the floor around me.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn.

"Fuck was that for?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I dunno, I'm bored!" I say, dodging the spikes emerging from the ground.