Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Golden rules, Knife. Urgh, fuck this. Going to go get reduction. Not...too much. Just enough to be able to stand."

I drag myself across the ground elsewhere.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I inject Salt with enough breast steroids to make her chest explode violently.

 

[Saltarius]

I die of blood loss, respawning.

"This some fetishistic game to you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If I say yes, would your opinion of me get any lower than it already is?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Have to think on that one for a minute."

I think.

"Yes."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Then yes."

 

[Saltarius]

"Any other savage and highly dangerous fetishes to know?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I love explosions... does that count?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Like I said, going to go get reduction."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Where?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Somewhere."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Good luck with that."

 

[Saltarius]

I return a few hours later with a logically sized chest.

"Vene, vidi, vici."

 

[Captain Anon]

I rush in through The Mall door covered in blood and fires a few shots off, quickly closing the door I board it up with some nails and a hammer "fuckin zombies" i say relaxing

 

[Knife-28]

"Wait, we're in space how did you?" I staet, before shaking my head, "You know what lets just say it's a Dead Rising referance and leave it at that."

 

[Saltarius]

"And day ruined."

 

[Captain Anon]

"i'm good with that screw you salt" he said sighing

 

[MinimanZombie]

"BEEF!"
I throw some blue acidic slime at Woon.

 

[Captain Anon]

"fuck!" i say barely dodging the slime and firing one bullet at Zombie

 

[Saltarius]

"Most people here wish they could."