Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I blink once more.
"oh right"
I pick up the torso and head back to my workshop.

 

[Saltarius]

"Weirdo."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start giving Paddybot's body breasts.

 

[Saltarius]

I peep on Trilby's work.

"That part get you off?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hit Salt in the face with a wrench.

 

[Saltarius]

I spit out a bloody tooth and grin.

"Take that as a yes."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put on welding goggles and start attaching boobs to Paddybot.

 

[Saltarius]

"How hard is it to work with pants so stiff?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I finish welding on the left boob, then stand up.
"You're right, these jeans are kind of restricting..."
I remove them and put on a short skirt instead, then go back to welding.

 

[Saltarius]

"...You win this round, Will."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I finish Paddybot's boobs, then pick up the torso.
"Why did you call me Will? Nobody ever calls me Will."
I start walking back to the rest of Paddybot.

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...That what it say after your username. Trilby part, I mean."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So?"
I start reattaching the limbs.

 

[Saltarius]

"Assumed was last name!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh..."
I finish putting Paddybot back together.
"Fair enough."

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean like. Two of us have said last names."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You know, it would be more logical to assume that my name's written in Eastern name order, because Will is a given name and Trilby isn't. Granted, Trilby isn't a surname, but neither is Will..."
I shrug.
"You're right, though. Not many last names. Unless you count 'the Second' and '-28'..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Said mine first, bitches."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Would you like a medal?"

 

[Saltarius]

"There are plenty of things on list before that. And no, don't try to guess."