Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"You're still insane and not liking Paddy because he's a robot is... mechist, I guess. Those other things are fair, though."
I look at Paddy.
"Well, you still have a real body. It's just stuck on some random planet, doing some quest bullshit."

 

[Saltarius]

"I miss the plot and its advancement."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Don't we all."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Considering plot advancement right now is probably going to lead to us all being crushed by some eldritch horror, I'm good being stuck in plot-limbo."

 

[Saltarius]

"Plot-limbo booorrinnngggg! All I can do is beat shit out of Knife for making fun of chest, or burn shit for pointless reasons."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What's wrong with that? Those are my favourite things to do..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife make fun of you too?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, because my boobs aren't stupidly massive."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's your fault mine are!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I feel inadequate."

 

[Saltarius]

"Make Trilby build you female body. Then, though, make fucking chest stupidly huge. Fucker."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Triiiiiiilbbyyyyyyyy."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fiiiine..."
I remove Paddybot's arms, legs and head, pick up the torso and walk back to my workshop with it.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn in front of Trilby.
I then walk away, wiping the paint off of my face.

Spoiler: OOC

Just start it at 2:28 if it fucks up.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"..."
...
"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Of course."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yaay."

 

[Saltarius]

"Ghost Paddy. Honest answer. Too big?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I eventually blink.
"what the fuck just happened"

 

[Saltarius]

"You were going to make Paddy new body."