Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn off the remote controls, allowing Paddy's tulpa to control the robot.

 

[Saltarius]

I slip out of the porthole.

"You honestly think that was strangest respawn spot? And Robot. Only considering."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I was just confused about how you managed to get inside a circle of glass."

 

[Saltarius]

I shrug.

"Matrix fuck-up?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right... how did you get OUT?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Plot hole."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Literally. Plot hole just show up. Take chance. Am not stuck. Miracle."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Of course..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Paddybot runs around, still shooting fireworks from its crotch, still unable to stop.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I catch a firework and weave it into a bird.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I really don't remember putting fireworks in there..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Just help me stop them!" Paddybot begins literally hammering its own crotch, mangling the crudely attached fleshlight and dildo.

 

[Saltarius]

"Reason #214 why I would not bang you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open up a panel in Paddybot's ass and start fiddling with things. The crotch explodes violently, but the fireworks stop.
"You have at least 214 reasons not to bang Paddy, yet you banged Paddy back on Invictus?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh praise Yeezus."

 

[Saltarius]

"In case you haven't noticed, I changed slightly since then."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How have you changed?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sex, state of sanity, Paddy robot, attractions have changed, etc. etc."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I miss having a real body."