Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Ha! Made three JoJo references. Wish Waffles was here..."

"Sissy! I am your mother!"

 

[RaNDM G]

You torch the hands with your fiery breath.

It's no use! The meticulous hands are protected by a FETCHING PAIR OF SURGEON'S GLOVES! The left hand wraps its fingers around you and attempts to carry you away. What will you do?

 

[Saltarius]

"UNHAND DAUGHTER YOU FUCKERS!"

I make a flying leap towards the hands, slashing wildly at the air whilst I do so.

 

[RaNDM G]

[center]You bite the tip of the hand's ring finger, holding on for dear life as it tries to shake you off. The FIGHTERS slash wildly at the hands, and you let go, spinning into the air and righting yourself with your wings.[/center]

You manage a combined

DAMAGE: -4!​

 

[Saltarius]

"Not just fighters! We also proud parents!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

A Humvee screeches next to ongoing fight. I hop out, chomping on a lit cigar. I take it out of my mouth for a moment and say, "I'm back, baby. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9q70zCJYBc]" and blow smoke into the dragon's face.

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck you Waffles! Suddenly regret wishing you were here!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"..."​

... you're a fucking grown-up female dragon, you don't have to take shit from anyone!

You bite the INCREDIBLY RUDE FIGHTER and tear him to pieces.

The INCREDIBLY RUDE FIGHTER respawns by his Humvee.

 

[Saltarius]

"That's my girl! Let's go to Chuck E. Cheese when we're done here for month-old celebration!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I run over Salt, "Shut up, baby! I know it! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtMv6V7ZvmE]" I drive up close to dragon and hop onto her back,

>Ride the dragon to the gloves

 

[Saltarius]

I kick Waffles off of Sissy.

"Stay. The fuck. Off daughter."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What?! That's basically my niece then! I'm giving her encouragement!"

 

[RaNDM G]

[center]You quizzically shrug your wings at the INCREDIBLY RUDE FIGHTER'S not command.[/center]

 

[Saltarius]

"Niece. Waffles, niece implies we are either siblings, or in-laws. Now, think hard. Which two people break up recently and evidently not getting back together?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Basically, we've been fart-arsing around and doing nothing while Paddy does his quest." I explain to Claud as the Robo-Reptar reaches the HPOTM. "Huh." I say, observing the battle, "I've got to hand it to whoever's in charge, I didn't expect this."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I've got to hand it to whoever's in charge, I didn't expect this."

"Knife, please."

>Ride the dragon to the gloves

[center]Let me help you out there.

>SISSY: Take RUDE FIGHTER to GLOVES.

You spread your wings and fly near the METICULOUS HANDS. The right hand swats you away as the left hand withdraws.[/center]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Why is that my fault?! She just doesn't like you any more! Talk to her!"

I ride the dragon yet again and jump down onto the hands. I take out several syringes, "Eat extract of ginseng, *****!" I plunge several muscle relaxers into the hands.

 

[Saltarius]

"DID YOU NOT SEE ATTEMPTS OF MINE TO DO JUST THAT?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Inexis-WELL, WHAT THE FUCK CAN I DO ABOUT, SALT?! SHE'S HER OWN WOMAN!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I ACKNOWLEDGE, RESPECT, AND LOVE THAT ABOUT HER! BUT WHEN YOU DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THINGS I ATTEMPT TO DO, YOU CAN GO FRENCH A FUCKING EXHAUST PIPE!"