Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

[center]No one's really doing anything, so you kind of just hover around.

The right hand returns with a BONE SAW, and begins sawing the Mall in two.[/center]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Eat extract of ginseng, *****!" I plunge several muscle relaxers into the hands.

 

[Saltarius]

"Urgh. Yare yare dawa."

I shoot Waffles and begin surveying a better point to attack the hands.

 

[Knife-28]

The Robo-Reptar pulls out two miniguns and starts shooting the giant right hand.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Maybe should try and talk to her again after killing these hands..."

I run up a ridiculously long flight of stairs to the HPOTM.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Why is there a giant hand sawing the mall in two"

 

[Paddy the Second]

Paddybot uses rockets to fly directly at the hands, launching fireworks and swinging various blades, swords and firing guns.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I transmute a massive floor-spike to impale the hands.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh...SUPER DRAGON COMBO GO!"
I release my own 3 young dragons.
"Vade percutere stercore de manibus gigas"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look up at Zombie's dragons.
"Wait, how do you have three? Didn't Tox give one of them to Bureaucrat Satan for your soul?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh fuck you're right."
I throw away the fake plushy dragon.
"That's uh...better."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Y'know. Not really sure what my point is fighting this fight. I mean, used to be one of best fighters! Now am weakest!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Its cos you went all crazy on us and for some reason decided to ditch your sweet armor and shit in exchange for...what is even your main weapon at the moment?"

 

[Captain Anon]

a portal suddenly opens just off to the side of Sigma, Salt and anyone else near, I step through sporting the same gear as my avatar with four swords hanging off the lower part of my back and a fifth sword that I'm currently holding "hey guys what's up?" i say walking over to them

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Two hands are trying to wreck the Mall is what's up." I reply, pointing at the hands. "Also, Paddy's tulpa is off having an existential crisis or something."

 

[Captain Anon]

"right so what are we going to do about these Two hands then? just fight them or something?" i say pulling out a second sword

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I just stabbed at one with a massive floor spike. And we have the dragon fighting with us. But, mostly, we're just waiting for them to take their turn."

 

[Captain Anon]

"ha HA Turn Based Strategy HO!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

A swarm of tulpas engulf the hands, stabbing at them.

 

[RaNDM G]

> Circle the BONE SAW, attacking it while it's occupied, all while remaining free as a [s]bird[/s] dragon, appropriate music included.

[center]YOU HATE SUPERTRAMP! YOU HATE THEM WITH A FIERY DISPOSITION!

You vent your anger on the bone saw, torching it with your breath. The plastic handle melts onto the glove. The hand pulls out, shaking off the burn and reaching for a new glove.

[sub]Heh heh. Pull out.[/sub][/center]

The Robo-Reptar pulls out two miniguns and starts shooting the giant right hand.

The miniscule rounds only agitate the hand. It slams Reptar with its palm, crushing it in pieces.

"Why is there a giant hand sawing the mall in two"

"We're doing this, Sigma. WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN!"

Paddybot uses rockets to fly directly at the hands, launching fireworks and swinging various blades, swords and firing guns.

You can't really decide on one attack, so you end up spinning around in the air.

Cool trick, bro.

I transmute a massive floor-spike to impale the hands.

You transmute a massive floor-spike to impale the hands.

The hands just kind of float there, not being impaled.

A swarm of tulpas engulf the hands, stabbing at them.

The hands shake the tulpas off and shoo them away.