Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

I summon the Humvee and drive back up the HPOTM and run over Tox again.

 

[Paddy the Second]

A team of tulpas set up a huge bank of guns of all sizes and fire them continuously at the hands.

 

[RaNDM G]

My hand reaches for the familiar golden glass bottle.

"Fucking finally."

I fetch a Phoenix Down and use it on the dragon.

DRAGON: I

 

[RaNDM G]

A rocket rockets from the barrel of the seemingly ordinary shotgun.​

[HEADING=2]ROCK-IT LAUNGER! x2682[/HEADING]​

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah sure"
I make a bacon sandwich and throw it to Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I catch the sandwich and eat it.

 

[Captain Anon]

I catch up to the Humvee and I hop on, sliding into the passenger seat "Evening" i say to Waffles

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Woon with an incendiary Gauss round.

 

[Saltarius]

A scream begins to to form at the HPOTM, seemingly forming a drawn out and enraged "WAFFFFFLLLEEEESSSSSSS."

I stab my claymore into the bumper of the Humvee.

"Get. The fuck. Out here."

 

[Knife-28]

After falling for what seems like days, I land on a trampoline and am sent flying back up to the HPOTM, shooting the hands as I go.

 

[Clade-170]

I grabbed a skateboard and grind down the side of a escalator all the while shooting at the hands, when I reach the bottom I jump into the air max pain style shooting some more then rolled and continued shooting on one knee, "HELL FUCKING YEA".

 

[RaNDM G]

I'm blown away by the revelation. Along with being litterally blown away by the fact that I fired at point blank range.

I respawn and start firing at the hand from farther away.

The rockets fly toward the hands, ready to blow off its fingers. The heat-seeking sensors veer them off-course, towards the light.

You kind of stand there, waiting for something to happen.

 

[RaNDM G]

The bright light shatters into glass shards, sparks flickering from the bulb's socket. An incredibly cool surgeon throws himself to the floor, shielding his face and hands. You can just barely make out the walls of an operating room outside of the Mall.

"Holy fuck..."

Now the guy's mad. He cocks his right fist back and punches straight through the Mall. Blood rushes in through the cracks of the walls, quickly flooding the Mall's lower levels. Whatever you're in, you do not want to stay much longer.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey, uh... AI. Is there anywhere we can drain all this blood?"

 

[Knife-28]

I see the blood flooding the lower levels, and phone Knife. "Just a quick question, where the fuck are we?!"

"Honestly mate I have no idea," He replies, "I've just spent the last two days getting absolutly shitfaced down at The Pub, so mind fillin' me in to what you dropkicks are up to."
"Well we're fighting a giant pair of hands, and The Mall's flooding with blood."
"Oh, that's han-"
"Don't even say it."
"Bah, you've been spending too much time with melon chest."
I sigh, and rub my eyebrows. "Look, just try to get us somewhere that isn't here ok?"
"Yes sir m'lordship sir."
I hang up the phone, and wait to arrive back at the HPOTM.

 

[Saltarius]

My eye twitches.

"Koala humper."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How is flooding an infinite space even possible?" A tulpa asks as he drops explosives down to the lower levels in order to drain blood into the sub basements through the resulting holes.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I dunno. He's got infinite blood? Dramatic effect? Each floor of the Mall on its own isn't physically infinite, but rather has infinitely possible shops which change based on our needs or desires?"

 

[Saltarius]

"And yet there are, what, two brothels?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Let's not dwell on what that implies about our sex drives."