Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Donut?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"So...Read any good books lately?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh cool. I've been reading the original Dracula."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Some guy named John goes up to a manor where Count Dracula lives and that's as far as I got. I just started recently."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No, Tox. Nor will I perpetuate your need for a Full Life: Consequence reference every three seconds." Somehow, a doorknob flies out of nowhere and hits Tox, "By the way, I touched that doorknob."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No, but you did say some hurtful words in the Author's Universe, and I don't like it one bit!"

***
Justin glares at Zaffran from his desk.

 

[RaNDM G]

I lean back in my chair and glare at Tox.

"Yo, that's not cool man."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I know, right?" Justin yells.

 

[Saltarius]

"NO!"

I leap at Waffles, pummeling him.

"YOU! DON'T! MAKE! A! KIRA! REFERENCE! WITHOUT! ME!"

 

[Knife-28]

I kick Salt off Waffles. "We have bigger things to worry about then worrying about making references to fucking Japanese animes, ok?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Ignoring Salt, I say, "I could say the same of you, Tox."

***

"You forced me to do this!" Justin pulls out three blades from his desk, "The power to destroy heaven! The power to destroy Earth! The power to destroy Hell! I SUMMON YOU!" [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.161609-Mall-Fight-Comedy-take-a-peek-inside?page=40#7736136] He then proceeds to beat the shit of Zaffran with his bare fists.

 

[Saltarius]

I begin stabbing Waffles repeatedly.

"DON'T TRY AND IGNORE ME! FIRST, YOU DISHONOR MY DAUGHTER, AND NOW THIS? FUCK YOU ANNASUI!"

 

[RaNDM G]

I kick Zaffran off of Justin, repeatedly.

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I kick Salt off of Waffles, repeatedly.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Salt doesn't count as the woman." I say as I'm being stabbed. "Yare yare daze."

***

Justin hits his head too hard and starts mumbling, "48 49 48 48 49 49 48 48 32 48 49 49 48 48 49 48 49 32..." [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.161609-Mall-Fight-Comedy-take-a-peek-inside?page=41#7737049]

 

[Saltarius]

"AND YOU! YOU GOT EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING MESS!"

 

[RaNDM G]

Blood continues to spill into the Mall. It seeps through cracks in the walls and drenches the Mall's lobby.

"FIGHTING EACH OTHER ISN'T GOING TO GET US OUTTA HERE!"

 

[Saltarius]

"IT'S NOT DETRACTING FROM IT NOW IS IT?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Know what we didn't miss? Referencing ourselves endlessly and coming off as pompous dicks thinking we're hot shit!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Challenge the surgeon to a dance-off?" I lay down some cardboard and press a button a boombox.


"Stop being a cynic, Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"You know, it's almost like you treat that as a bad thing, but it's apparently the only consistent fucking element here! I mean, I stopped speaking broken English twenty minutes ago!"