Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Tox in the foot.
"Stop that. It's silly."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot the boombox.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab Tox and toss him over the edge of the HPOTM.

 

[Saltarius]

"So, who wants to hit the brothels before we all drown?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sure. Can't go worse than last time..."

 

[Saltarius]

"I want you to hand over anything you can use to murder the strippers to me beforehand. To guarantee things go well."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Salt my left arm, then attempt to remove my right forearm with my feet.
"Uh... little help here?"

 

[Saltarius]

"If we go about this, you're just going to have your di-vagin-...whatever you've got."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nah, it's just these two bits. Get rid of them, and I won't be able to kill anyone. And, for the record, I haven't been un-genderswapped."

 

[Paddy the Second]

A tulpa appears all dressed up and ready for the brothel.

 

[Saltarius]

I remove the other bits and carry Trilby over to the brothel.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, I still have legs, you know."

 

[Knife-28]

"No you don't, your leg'less." I say, throwing a bow and arrow at Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The bow and arrow hit me in the face, because I don't have arms to stop them with.
"What in the shitting hell was that for!?"
I kick Knife in the face.

 

[Saltarius]

I continue carrying Trilby.

 

[Connor Lonske]

meanwhile in not real life

the lights are on. the computer is running at almost freezing temperatures. the fan is on. summer in the city.

...nah jk not real life Connor is sitting at his computer about to record an lp. he has recently been sent a mysterious mod of surgeon simulator that lets you use more of the level and has kinect support. now he plans to record it while doing his regular Coolguy thing. he boots up the game after installing the mod and presses the record key and-

 

[RaNDM G]

I walk in.

"Surgeon Simulator, Connor?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"omfg sage?!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh... Hi."

I sit down on the couch.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"let me guess. i'm dreaming. wait no not a dream i'd imagine you not looking like a dork."