Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Connor Lonske

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i look at the computer screen, my kinect on my desk infront of it. "hey, you want to join the lp? seeing how i'm going completely insane i may as well do it with the friend i'm hallucinating to exist."
 

Connor Lonske

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"ok then let's record and oh wait we're already recording. oh welllllll. i can always cut this out. or never use the footage. ha ha" i proceed to go into character "hey cool guys! which is to say tox waffles johnny and saaa- oh yeah you're sitting right here next to me. say hi hallucination sage"
 

Connor Lonske

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"hey hey hey not so fast sage. and i thought i was the awkward one." i go to the reception desk and find a new floppy disk to use. "hmmm. guess the mod is on this floppy. this is gonna take a while."

i proceed to spend 5 minutes trying to put in the floppy disk while talking about the everyday life of reception along with how awesome this game would be if you could change the music on demand.
 

RaNDM G

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I continue the conversation with a three minute listing of fine progressive Jazz tracks that could accompany the LP series.

Only one person understands who I am talking about.
 

Connor Lonske

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"man i have no idea what you're talkin about so my mind must be pretty creative to think of such a life like sage (beyond being even uglier than i expected)" i manage to finally put the floppy disk in, "horray the floppy dicks-i mean shits-i mean disk is in. oh hey the kidney transplant"

i proceed to scan the screen for new additions to the kidney transplant by moving my fat ass hand everywhere that isn't the patient, leaving the medical cloth thing alone somehow.
 

Saltarius

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I drop Trilby and scream throughout the Mall.

"LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
 

RaNDM G

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You run into a wall.

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Connor knocks over nearly every tool, but somehow picks up a scalpel.

"Yes, this is an accurate portrayal of real life medical technicians."
 

Connor Lonske

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"whoa this is great it's almost as if someone just controlled me. (i am going completely insane)" i proceed to throw the scalpel patient ward and take a glance at the sony walkman. it's playing this.

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"oh man i love this song. also sage did you just hear a feminine voice yell something? or am i hearing things other than you now?"
 

Connor Lonske

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"oh great now my hallucinations don't know the other ones exist. ok sage, i just heard someone scream "let's play" from the game with a ridiculous amount of extension to it's syllables. either that or i'm going even crazier. maybe i should just call 911 on myself now" i reach for my not irl desk's phone.
 

Connor Lonske

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"nah. better go get them." presses the record button to stop it and walks to my parents room, thinking to myself i hope sage doesn't beat me up with a handgun and ends up shooting me. oh wait now he's gonna do that because i thought that i'm fucking dumb. oh well