Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"People like me. Don't they?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"They like you in the same way that they like George Lucas. That is to say, they don't."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab a buzzsaw and ram it into Knife's face.

 

[Connor Lonske]

i pause the game, "sage. do i have to kill tox? i really think i don't have to at this point."

 

[Captain Anon]

I drop out of the sky in my new combat gear and hit the ground with a thundering smash

"evening all, how's things?" I say clicking my neck a little

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh c'mon George Lucas isn't that AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA" I'm sorry I couldn't say that with a straight face.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look up at Woon, my face covered in bits of Knife.
"Nobody loves us, Salt's a cyborg now, I apparently take criticism poorly and George Lucas sucks."
I think for a few seconds.
"And we still haven't killed the god damn hand!"

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh you know what? give me three minutes with it and I'll finish the blasted thing off"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"HAH! Good one."
I wipe a gore-filled tear of laughter from my face.

 

[Captain Anon]

"I wasn't joking you ass" I say laughing a little

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Dude, you do realise how fucking massive this hand is compared to us? I don't think we've even slightly damaged it."

 

[Captain Anon]

"you have a point, ok shall I get my ION cannon into position then?" I say joking

 

[Connor Lonske]

ooc=great now there's two anons in mall fight continuity. why has no one told me.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I rip my buzzsaw out of Knife's face.
"That was a joke, right?"

 

[Captain Anon]

[who's the another anon in here?]

"yeah a bad one too" I say

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right."
I buzzsaw Woon's crotch.

 

[Clade-170]

I stop my 4 wheeler right in front of everyone, "Lets do this"

 

[Captain Anon]

I shoot Trilby in the head and then die, respawning I hop in the passenger's seat while saying "shotgun!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"Eh... no. You guys go get killed by the hand on your own."
I start making a thing.

 

[Connor Lonske]

ooc: long story short he's a side character from the mall fight forum i made up who's the driving force in game for why it ended. he's op as fuck and if i fight you i likely would think youre him if i hear you go by anon. i'm assuming you aren't op as fuck ooc, so just letting you know.