Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[DotSlash]

I blink as the magazine explodes. I chuck the ashes over my shoulder and casually pick up another magazine.
"Eh.... been alright... I guess. Haven't done anything since that scenie thing. You?"

I wince at the hacking noises and the pain in my thighs. I turn to Sigma.
"You do i-- Oh, disembodied head.... You do it. Use your teeth or something."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look up from where I'm elbow-deep in Trilbys spare-organ box.
"Kay. gimme a sec."
Arms dripping with blood and gore, I walk over to the magazine rack.
"Lessee...[i/]Goat Fancier[/i]...[i/]Insect Genitalia 2018[/i]...[i/]Butt Fun: Special Anus Edition[/i]...ooh this is a good one."
I grab the magazine and hand it to Dot.
"Its an original as well"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We've been doing a lot. Catching criminals, committing armed robbery and borderline domestic terrorism."
I remove one of Slashy's legs, then begin attaching the mechanical limb adapter to the stump.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"And like half of the team turned into girls"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not half the team. Just me and Salt."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I should never have bought that stupid staff"

 

[DotSlash]

I look at the blood-soaked magazine and toss it over my shoulder, before taking out a magnum and emptying all 6 bullets into it.
"I think I died on the inside... more than once. Sigpls."

I scream for a sec or two before the adapter's slapped on.
"Seriously, genderbending man. Shit sucks."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Stop being such a baby."
I hand Slash a bottle of whiskey, then start removing his other leg.
"Eh, it's not too bad."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pick up Dots removed leg and seal it in a large parcel.
"Anyone know the address of the nearest children's home?"

 

[DotSlash]

I start downing the whiskey and sigh a bit.
"You see I would but it's my fuckin legs man. And seriously, just suddenly having tits you're not used to isn't that bad?"

I chuck an address book toward Sigma. "It's bookmarked with some blood."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I am used to them, now."
I remove Slashy's other leg and put on the adapter.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Surprisingly Its actually not too bad."
I gesture towards my breasts, then grab the address book out of the air.
"You cant be a seamstress without breasts after all."

 

[DotSlash]

As the leg came off, I sigh cause wiskeh makes everything better.
"Wait, you're a seamstress? When the fuck? How the fuck?"

"Oh right... Ever gonna switch back?" I pickup a Playboy magazine and begin reading.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Doors and adventures man. Like about 150 pages back."
I dissolve into a pile of hashtags.
(night guys)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sharpen the cleaver a bit more then, in one quick movement, castrate Slash. I embed the cleaver in Slashy's discarded leg, then start attaching the actual robot parts.
"Okay, you're almost done. I just need to plug this shit into your brain, and you'll be a cyborg."

 

[DotSlash]

"Awesome... Still wondering if you're trying to genderbend back to being a dude. And awesome, cyborg tiem."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nah. That would mean searching for the staff of genderswapping, and last time we had it we were hallucinating about demon ghost space pirates."
I turn Slash over and begin shoving wires into his brain.

 

[DotSlash]

"vav oainefmdskcon aownvdsnmoc vnvoneso" is what's heard cause I tried talking with my face in a bloody bench.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Exactly. Now, wiggle your toes."

 

[DotSlash]

"bvnsfijnrv aosdfnosa"
I wiggle my toes emphatically.