Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn. Inside Trilbys painting.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Connor? Connor, you uh... You gonna do something? Yes? No?"

I wave my hand in front of his face. His eyes are stuck to the screen.

"I'm gonna grab a Coke."

I step out and grab a Coke.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stop painting when I notice blood seeping out of the wall, due to Sigma somehow spawning inside it.

 

[Saltarius]

I go back into Trilby's workshop.

"Dude! Dude, do like a Venus Rising or whatever the hell with me! We can sell that to intergalactic porno mags!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... A what?"

 

[Saltarius]

"The painting! Where Venus was born or whatever! One of the Ninja Turtles painted it!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Aw c'mon! You said you'd be open to future requests!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh, fine."
I Google Venus Rising.

 

[DotSlash]

I casually push Paddy to the side before dusting myself off. "Sup dude... or are you a girl too?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuckyeahfuckyeahfuckyeahfuckyeahfuckyeah!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look over to Salt.
"Salt I thought you only spoke in Korean. And hated everyone."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, I dunno about the first one. Plot hole. And yeah, the second one mostly holds true."

 

[RaNDM G]

"What are you guys even talking abou- Oh, hi Dot."

 

[Saltarius]

"Zombie was a fucking ****, moreso than usual, I had enough, flipped my shit, mostly back to normal now."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hey, Ran."

 

[Saltarius]

I pistolwhip Waffles.

"Oh, yeah, and Trilby owes me a fuckton of favors, so that's pretty nice."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Kay. Well its nice to have you back to normal."
My eyes explode out of my sockets and i fall over.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Only because you took my arms and refused to give them back."

 

[Saltarius]

"Like I said, pretty nice."