Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"That's right, we're still fighting this dropkick arn't we?" Knife says, before drawing a revolver from his jacket and sending blasts of neon coloured lasers fired in sync with the music towards the hands. Said music being this;

 

[Saltarius]

I take a nap.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"OH GOD MY EARS!" i stop looking for the cure syringe and try to smash the source of the terrible music

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I begin constructing a very large crossbow.

 

[Connor Lonske]

((ooc guys you can't damage the surgeon be more creative))

 

[MinimanZombie]

I email a video consisting of a Demonjazz talk show to Connor.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I go off to find a stupidly long piece of rope.

 

[Saltarius]

I wake up.

"At least blast shittier music!"


"My duty is done."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I return with a long rope, then stop and tie one end around Salt's neck, before returning to my crossbow.

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, okay! Maybe it violates the Geneva Convention, but desperate times guys!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I tie the other end of the rope to a large crossbow bolt, load said bolt into the crossbow, then fire it through the hole in the roof of the Mall.

 

[Saltarius]

I slash the rope around my neck before being dragged off.

"Yeah. Aha. Very funny. Why not shoot Zombie at it for a win-win?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait I haven't even done annoyed you today."
I pass a chill pill to Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"You've done enough to annoy me for several lifetimes. Not even human lifetimes. Like sixty sea turtle lifetimes."

 

[Connor Lonske]

i put my not irl hands on my head with an overloaded feelings of angry fear and arousal, "OH MY GOD WHAT iS HAPPENING??"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Maybe you should look at it from a different perspective. Like, the sea turtles all turn out to be plastic therefore not containing any life."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start climbing up the rope.

 

[Saltarius]

"No, I'm firmly rooted in that perspective. Now please go bother someone else for once."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"But I needed to tell you something important."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I report Connor's steam account for terrible behaviour and repeat the process on multiple accounts, in an effort to get him banned.