Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Connor Lonske]

ooc: no one except Alpha RaN knows who he is and Alpha RaN would probably use the misinterpretation against you to convince me to kill you.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay, now stand up and Riverdance."

 

[DotSlash]

I get up and do so, wiping some blood off my face before lighting a cigarette.
"This is oddly relaxing. And yet, I feel like I'm being mocked."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You might want to put on some trousers, by the way."

 

[DotSlash]

"Oh right." I slip some pants on and stretch a bit while still Riverdancing.
"What do now?" I say before seeing some guys and shooting them with foot lasers.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Where the hell did those foot lasers come from..."

 

[DotSlash]

"I thought you installed them."
More lasers start blowing shit up.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nope. And if you're going to laser stuff, do it outside where there isn't a shitload of delicate machines."

 

[DotSlash]

"Alright, fine..."
I cease the riverdancing and the lasers also stop.
"Well, I'd help out with that hand thing, but we're obviously not there yet."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nah, the hand's just idle."
I start painting two bears, wearing dusters and Stetsons, dueling with revolvers on a wall.

 

[DotSlash]

"Idle? ....More reason to plaster that shit now then."
I start running around, stocking up on RPGs.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You do that."
I continue painting.

 

[DotSlash]

"Maybe I won't then if you're gonna be like that!"
I end up starting to draw a bunch of stick figures on the wall.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't, then."
I continue to paint the dueling bears.

 

[DotSlash]

"Why you gotta be like this. ; -;"
The stick figures begin to look like an animation.

 

[Knife-28]

"Far out, everybody and their fucking dog is going to have robotic limbs by the time we finish fighting this bloody hand." Knife says after he respawns.
"Obviously you're so cool that everyone wants to emulate you." I reply.
"Huh, yea that must be it."
I blink, then facepalm. "You know that was sarcasm, right?"
"Yep, you do know what I said was also sarcasm."
"..."
"Asshole." I mutter after a few moments.
"Dropkick." Knife shoots right back.

 

[DotSlash]

"Robot limbs are awesome. Might as well get them. "
I say shrugging before the stick figure mural is complete and showing the story of a man running along a wall.

 

[Saltarius]

I zipline throughout the man, scooping up Paddy in one arm as I go throughout.

"Hey, so uh...The grabbing was accidental, first off."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Of course it was darling." Another tulpa rugby tackles Dot to the floor in a bear hug. "DOT!"

 

[Saltarius]

I drop Paddy immediately and continue swinging.