Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Do it. Hit me. fight me"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punch Sigma in the face yet again.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Trilby fist is stuck to my face. As he tries to pull it away, the skin stretches and warps, and half of my face is torn off in a spray of blood and bone. From underneath, Diet coke Pepsi zero beings to pour out in a steady stream. My shadow is taller than I am now, stretching across the floor, limbs elongating in a twisted parody of anatomy. I roll my head, cracking the vertebrate as my skin sloughs and drips off my skull onto the ground. I reach foward and grasp Trilby by the shoulders, sinking my fingers into his flesh as my eyeballs swell and burst, releasing a torrent of brightly-coloured fluorescent babies
I whisper, impossibly loudly
"[i/]What team, Trilby?[/i]"
[img/]http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/teWOp0I-gwM/hqdefault.jpg[/img]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
...
"..."
...
"fuck no"
I grab Salt and throw her at Sigma before he can grab me, then run the fuck away.

 

[Saltarius]

I zipline away from Sigma before hitting him, grabbing Trilby and swinging higher into the Mall.

"I think we'll be safer at a higher altitude."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right."
I start removing the bits of face stuck to my fist.

 

[Saltarius]

"So..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So."

 

[Saltarius]

"So."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So... are we just going to keep saying 'so' until something actually happens?"

 

[Saltarius]

"S-I don't know."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right..."

 

[Saltarius]

"...So...Uh, Queen. The band."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... yes. Queen."
I start drinking silly amounts of whiskey.

 

[Saltarius]

"So, you change sex for any reason or...?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't really know..."

 

[Knife-28]

"So Paddy's back, that's nice." I say, walking up to Trilby and Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"HOLYSHITHOWAREYOUWALKINGONAIRKNIFE"

 

[Knife-28]

"It's called a jetpack, dumbass."

 

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]"Nice view, isn't it Trilby"[/i]
[img/]http://f0.bcbits.com/img/a4004292900_9.jpg[/img]