Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"..."

I key the intercom. "Knife, someone here knows you, I guess. Unless I have amnesia."

"Alright I'll be down in a mo'"

 

[Saltarius]

I kick Tox in the nuts.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Knife in the face.

 

[Saltarius]

I remove Tox's crotch protector, and then proceed to kick him in the nuts again.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn behind Tox, punching him into my corpse and grabbing his head, smashing it against the wall repeatedly.

 

[Saltarius]

A spectral voice beckons to Tox.

"Maaartin Tawwwwkkksss. I would have a weeerrddd with youuuu."

 

[Saltarius]

"This is yowa fuckin' President Tawks! You-uh better get over here nowa!"

 

[Saltarius]

The phantom reveals itself.

"Jawn Eff Kenneday!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Ay need you, Mawtin Tawks, to fulfill a special misshun for I, Puhresident Jawn Eff Kenneday!"

The spectre hands Tox some confidential folders.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yowa mission, which you will accept, is to take dat USB thumb-dwyve, and upload it's data to da respawn matrix, as well as take da files designated in da folda."

 

[Saltarius]

"Just take da file called JFK.doc, and awl will be known in tyme."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OH MY GOD IT'S JFK!" A tulpa yells, who has definitely been standing behind Tox this entire time.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"JFK is clearly up to something. Tox, smash that thumb-dwyve."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slide back a section of my left forearm, revealing a screen.
"Yeah. But I doubt what's on there is any good."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not really."
I close my arm up.
"Why don't you go get a laptop somewhere?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Tawks! Don't let him take the thumb-dwyve! It kuntains impowatant infahmation that's a matta of national security!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I wouldn't! Technically, dey lied ta me! Especially Lee Hawvey Oswald!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We aren't citizens of America."

 

[Saltarius]

"Den my plan won't affect you!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I follow Tox, making 'I'm watching you' gestures at JFK.