Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

JFK respawns in all his presidential glory.


"Good, good. C'mon Tawks, we gotta werk fast."

 

[Saltarius]

"My er uh, plan."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I reach for my gun, then stop.
"Imma go ask Salt if I can borrow Truth and Justice first."
I go looking for Salt.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I get out of my grassy knoll, "We have a plan for something?"

 

[Saltarius]

JFK leans in and looks at Tox dead in the eyes.

"Dis plan, Mista Tawks. Dis plan is gonna make Maw Fight da biggest thing on this 'inta-net' eva."

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor gets tired of waiting and calls Tox on his cell phone.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Is it eliminating the Ruskies, Mr. President?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't worry, I awready had an agent among ya ranks."

ELSEWHERE, WITH SALT.

"So, I mean, it's only $20 an hour and the tips are that low? Like seriously, that's a load of bulls-"

I notice Trilby coming and hide under a table.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"It's not me, is it? You don't have any MK Ultra stuff going on, do you, Mr. President?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No, in fact, dey aren't in dis Mall! But an awwwternate oneee! Spoooky!"

 

[Knife-28]

Knife (That is, the Knife with a ponytail, black jacket, trilby and jeans.) walks up to Connor and punches him in the shoulder. "So Connor, how've you been mate? 'avn't seen you in 'ears and 'ears." Knife reaches up and twerks Connor's ear.

Meanwhile, I (The Knife with a white overcoat, scratch that, pretty much white everything, and somewhat shorter, if shaggier hair) watch on, not exactly knowing what to do.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I spot Salt before she ducks down, then run over.
"Salt, I need to borrow Truth and Justice for a minute."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...The Touhou Mall? I thought that was just a myth!" I am too enamoured with the thought of a Touhou Mall to pay attention to Tox.

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, this is a really awkward moment for you to barge into. Job interview and all."

BACK WITH JFK.

"No, dipshit! Not ya stoopid asian little girls! But da main mall!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Then give me the guns and I'll be out of your hair."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Tox. Where are you? I need to be put onto the respawn matrix so if someone shoots me I come back and shit." says Connor calmly.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...It's Bryghtside, isn't it?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

The elevator arrives, "Oh ok then. What floor?" Connor say stepping into the elevator.

 

[Saltarius]

"Salt, dipshit."

BACK TO SALT.

"One, what are you using them for, and two, you really don't care what the job is?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What? That asshole? He can't hold onto a girlfriend, let alone the fate of our lives!"