Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Only nerds and dorks like Mall Fight."

 

[Saltarius]

"Be Salt, duh."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Intersesting, why're you killing JFK?"

"So like I asked, how've ya been Connor?" Knife asks as the elevator descends.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because he's clearly up to something of the utmost evil. Because who isn't?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Salt was Salt! Unlikable little shit! And it was abandoned, and no sequels were made, so nowa all we gotta do is hi-jack the board!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Right, well I'll give you props for the irony factor, with the guns and all." I say.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"My God! If Salt's mission was to make everyone hate her and thus hate this thread, she succeeded!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor already hung up his phone.

He's startled by knife. For a nano second. "I've been OK Knife. Existing in a different reality which comes with a long boring ass story I'm not gonna to tell. How about you?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Anyway."
I head off to kill JFK.

 

[Saltarius]

SALT.

"Ma'am? Something wrong? You qualify completely and we're ready to hire you."

"No, just...I think someone really hurt my feelings."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Bah, I'm only joking, Tox. I just like to bust her chops. Between you and me, the gal is alright. Little dumb. But, alright. "

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck, tears won't stop. Listen, you can call me back later, I gotta go. Hope this doesn't hurt my application and all!"

I run out of the brothel and slip under the tiles into my hideaway in the sub-basements.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I step out of the lift.
"Hey guys. So, has JFK revealed his evil plan yet?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yo." someone calls from behind Salt, "Wait up!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Swear to fucking god..." I slowly turn around.

 

[Saltarius]

"Ay did what was best for a secret national treasure! It's constitutional under the Necessary and Propa Clause!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Salt is quickly met with a familiar face. Diamond. Not the soft and demure Diamond, but the quick-talking wife of Main! Waffles. "You're a girl n-Fuck it, I don't judge. 'Sup with ya, buddy? Been a while since we've last saw you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh. Well then."
I draw Truth and shoot JFK.

 

[Saltarius]

"...You kicked me out of your apartment like two days ago."

JFK.

"OSWAAAALLLLLLLLDDDDDD!"

JFK drops dead, and then respawns on his corpse.

"Very funny, jackass!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

The elevator arrives, "Yeah man I'm here."