Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sucker!" David Miles X says with a laugh from behind Salt. He stabs her from behind, killing her.

 

[Saltarius]

I gasp, some blood coming up from my mouth, before I turn to Miles.

"There's an object between us."

An alternate Salt springs from the sword, kicking him in the face.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

David Miles X falls back, "Peace Sells!" He exclaims. Without missing a beat, his stand relentlessly attacks the new Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

Meanwhile, my respawned self removes a floor tile, tossing it between myself and Miles. A plethora of muscular alternate Salts pour out, attacking him.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Shit!" He exclaims, slicing hundreds of Salt. The sword is snatched out of his hand.

"Give me that." Hender speaks calmly, a spark glows in the sword. In one swing, a good chunk around slashed.

 

[Saltarius]

"Look, I'd like a little explanation here."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife steps out of the eleator and, seeing JFK, waves at him. "G'day John, the wife well?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oh hey RaN. You want to use the elevator too?" Connor says to WV RaN, while thinking about how a carapcient or whatever it's called could have a beard.

"Elevators are kind of my thing, yeah."

Carapacent?

"What? That asshole? He can't hold onto a girlfriend, let alone the fate of our lives!"

"Burn."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"We're trying to get rid of your stand so you don't muck everything up!" Diamond yells from the rafters.

"Yeah!" Kasey exclaims, cranking out X descendant after X descendant.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Wait, what the fuck is with these descendants?"

I look at JFK.

"... Mr. President."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I finish beating JFK to death with Truth.

 

[Knife-28]

"Well that's a little harsh Trilby." Knife says.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw an electrified knife at Knife's head.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife catches the electrified knife with his metal hand, unpreturbed as sparks play across his fingers. "That was very harsh."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Knife then gets an electric shock because that's how current works.
"And that was very stupid."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn next to Trilby, wearing a dressing gown and carrying a mug of some unidentified red liquid.
"Trilby, status report"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"JFK's being a dick, Salt's a belly dancer, Knife doesn't understand electricity and I think I'm sober. All in all, not good."
I stare at Sigma.
"Why are you in a dressing gown?"

 

[Knife-28]

The electric current dances along Knife's hand with a trail of sparks, stopped from traveling furthur up his arm and into his body by a plastic circuit breaker in his prothstetic wrist. "Not really, and I understand electricity perfectly fine, you just underestimate the craftmanship of this hand."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Knife in the crotch.

 

[Saltarius]

The final JFK respawns.

"It's doesnt even matta! My plan is awready in motion! In a way!"