Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

A tulpa walks into the mall. "Yeah the real me just headed back to the castle to sort out some business so he'll be back in a bit.

...

What the fuck is going on."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's gotta go down just like da main one! No threads must be left in da grand spider web of Kennedy!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't you want ta be remembered, Tawks? People to say, 'Wow, dat's da guy who brought back Mall Fight like dat guy with the Olympic Torch?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't be a *****, Tawks."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hahaw! Indeed, he can't even finish writing a sticky note!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You were about ta go pick up my dry cleaning."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot JFK in the face.

 

[Saltarius]

JFK collapses to his knees.

"Ya think it's funny. But I was gonna save da Mall. Have fun bein' damned ta obscurity, ya damn Rusk-"

He falls over, dead.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The same thing we do every night Tox."
I turn dramatically.
"Do drugs, insult one another and just generally act like terrible human beings."

 

[Saltarius]

I slip through to the area with JFK's corpse.

"Hey, Trilby, can I have my guns back?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand over Truth and Justice.

 

[Saltarius]

I pocket them.

"So..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Let's not do that again."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"He was too beautiful for this mall."

 

[Saltarius]

"I've got work tomorrow..."

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor snaps out of it, "Did somebody say alcohol!!??" Player Connor states but then is distracted by the fact he needs to put himself on the Respawn Matrix, which thankfully is right there infront of him.

He's become pretty used to these machines by now when making his Mall.

He uses Intelligence 10, his 100 computer skill and the Computer Wiz Perk to hack the computer and give himself infinite lives along with all the fighters he's met so far if they didn't have it already.

The Respawn Matrix's computer processes the changes...

 

[Knife-28]

"So Connor, how'd you get here? You fall into an interdimensional portal too?" Knife asks as he watches Connor put himself into the Respawn Matrix.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Back To The Sub-Basements
Hender X and Dee Zee X both catch their breath as they face down Salt. "Comply." Hender states planely.

 

[Saltarius]

"With what?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What my English-lackin' ancestor is saying is that the stand you have is far too powerful for you're own good. You need to stand down and let us extract it from you."