Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

I punch Salt in the face, because gender equality, "Don't curse in front of my daughter."

 

[Saltarius]

"Your daughter is a physical god, and you're going to keep babying her for how long...?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You don't understand parenthood."

 

[Saltarius]

"Kasey, how old are you?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"9 years old." She answers.

 

[Saltarius]

"And just how long do you want your mommy and daddy telling you what you can and can't do?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Main! Waffles glares at Salt, "We lost the point here. You're not responsible enough to handle something as powerful as D4C! Case and point!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Let the girl answer."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I fold my arms, "Fine."

"Well," Kasey begins, "It's not like I don't like them, but mom and dad don't give me enough room to breath! I need some kids around my age, y'know?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Why don't we take an hour or two and find you some relatable company, eh?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I don't there are any more kids, Unc-Er, Aunt Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Well, I'm younger than your dad, and a kid at heart. So, semantics."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I don't think that applies in this situation."

Main! Waffles titter.

 

[Saltarius]

"Look, I'm trying to offer you a free pass to do whatever the fuck you want for a couple hours, no nagging from your parents."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Well, you could've said in a way that wouldn't give me false hope of another kid in this multiverse or that made you sound like you were trying to hold onto your rapidly fading youth...Auntie."

 

[Saltarius]

I try to maintain a grin and hold in my anger.

"Do you want to do this or not?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Well, if you stop masquerading your emotions, sure."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sweetie, my options are to mask them, or flaunt them and be ostracized for it."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You take the ostracized route a lot, don't you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You really want your Auntie to spiral into an early grave from social anxiety, don't you?"