Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"No! Of course not!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Then please stop pointing it out."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I'm sorry..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Look, let's just get away from your parents (and my issues thereof) and do something fun, okay?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sure, hit me. I'm up for anything."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, I dunno! What do your parents not let you do?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Uh...I wouldn't know."

 

[Saltarius]

"Let's just go somewhere and yell swears really loud and shit, and I dunno, talk shit about people."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sweet."

 

[Saltarius]

I walk off with Kasey to a remote area, trailing behind her and calling to main! Waffles.

"Don't worry! Nothing bad will happen! Just some clean, wholesome family-oriented fun!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"That's great. Have fun with your swear words."

 

[Saltarius]

Finally, at a solitary area, I turn to Kasey.

"Okay, who do we trash first?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Tox! He's a, uh, f-f-fucktard. Did I say that right?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No, like this..."

[HEADING=3]"MARTINTOX IS A HUGE FUCKTARD!"[/HEADING]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Uh, alright. Ahem. [HEADING=3]MARTINTOX IS A,[/HEADING]uh,[HEADING=3]FUCKTARD![/HEADING]"

 

[Saltarius]

"Good enough start. Now, who else?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This reeks of wish fulfillment you two." Two tulpas simultaneously note to Waffles and Salt.

 

[Knife-28]

"I heard yelling." I say, walking up to Salt, Waffles and Paddy. "What's going on?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

PROCESSING. PROCESSING. PROCESSING.

 

[Saltarius]

"No, Tox!"