Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I'm helping Kasey break free of her parents' strict upbringing."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dunno. Still, I took it upon myself, my duty as her aunt, to break the shackles her parents placed on her, y'know?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Waffles and Diamond from the main mall. Yeahhhh. Kinda awkward."

 

[Saltarius]

"In all likelihood."

 

[Saltarius]

"Pfft, good luck. I'm like, the most relatable figure for kids!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey kid" The tulpa says to Kasey, "you ever hear of a gangster on Gashog called Spades Slick? It was her pseudonym. SHe killed a lot of people for no real reason."

 

[Saltarius]

I mock calling someone up.

"Yeah, Cassandra? I need you to blacklist a 'The Second, Paddy' from my shows."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You think I give my real name at strip clubs? Especially one seedy enough to let you perform there?"

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not a strip club!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What is it then?"

 

[Captain Anon]

I burst in "school's out bitches" before cracking open a bottle of vodka

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I seem to recall you, Zombie and Sigma helping Salt out on Gashog, Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not claiming to be a suitable figure for a 9 year old child to spend any time around.
Because I'm not.
At all."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Good. Because none of us are. In fact, why is she even here?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Apparently alt universe Waffles and Diamond formed babby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So why is she HERE, not in her universe?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor gets tired of waiting and heads back to the surface to look for Tox.

 

[Saltarius]

"I dunno, stupid reasons. And fuck you, it's an alternative brothel."

 

[Knife-28]

"Soooo, a Strip Club?" I say.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"A brothel? Then I definitely don't want to meet its staff or clientele!"