Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Knife-28

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"As near as I can reckon, I mean for all I know he comes from a Mall were I didn't fall into an interdimensional portal, and therefore went on a series of no doubt wacky adventures." Knife says.

Meanwhile, I...I dunno, walk around, I guess.
 

WafflesandBacon

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"No! We wouldn't do that!" David Miles X sends a quick hand sign to Dee Zee X to call off his Ripple Trumpet. "Are we okay now?"
 

WafflesandBacon

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Main! Waffles jumps down, with his daughter in his arms, "Kasey, sweetheart. Get rid of the ancestors and bring out-" He groans, "Pucci."

Kasey focuses her energy, making Hender, Dee Zee and all the others disappear and making a black male in a long robe appear, "2, 3, 5, 7-" The black man in the robe looks around, "What in the name of Lord Dio."

I squeeze the bridge of my nose, "Pucci, just get his Stand Disc and get out."

Raising an eyebrow, Pucci complies, handing the disc to me. He disappears as well, "I hate that I'm related to a gay priest."
 

Saltarius

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"Oh, I see how this is. Make a disabled transwoman trust you, and then take all that she's got to defend herself. Honestly, how does your wife put up with you?"
 

WafflesandBacon

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Main! Waffles sighs, trying to ignore her. A book of discs appears, due to Kasey's powers, and he searches through it. He pulls out one discs. "Here. Take a stand. This one is called Starman. Not the Earthbound kind, mind you."
 

Saltarius

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"Hmm...One second."

I turn around, take a deep breath, and turn back, kicking the book into the air and grabbing as many discs as I can carry, running into a pet shop and throwing them all at the animals, breaking their cages and setting them free.
 

WafflesandBacon

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"Ka-" Before I could finish, the animals are teleported into a pocket of universe.

"I guess it doesn't take a whole family to get rid of an army." Kasey says with a shrug.
 

Saltarius

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"So, let me get this straight. Under a woman who is experienced and capable of making rational decisions, it is terrible. But under an impressionable child who is easily influenced by other people and other factors, it is decidedly okay."
 

WafflesandBacon

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"One, she didn't pick the power herself. She was tricked into getting it. Two, she's more responsible than most adults I know. Three, you never think about anything. Honestly, what would you do if all those animals turned on? Use the stand you had for less than three seconds?"
 

Saltarius

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"Fuck you, I didn't choose to have the Rabbit! And also fuck you, I'm responsible! And fuck you again, I would've just hopped to another dimension!"