Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"You'll regret ya doubt in da future Trilby! Ya will!"

 

[Knife-28]

"The amount of American patriotism displayed by that fucking canuck will never cease to amaze me." Knife says as he drops down from the rafters next to me and Connor. "Nor will his hard on for JFK."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Something nefarious, no doubt."

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor feels bad because he's failing to make friends as Knife doesn't remember him and Salt is too busy beating up his best friend. He realizes for him to be a part of this mall fight, he needs to enter the Malls Respawn Matrix. He doubts he can use it but heads for the subbasement elevator anyways.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah... anyway, let's check what's on that thing."

 

[RaNDM G]

I just kind of follow Connor, Tox, Knife, and Trilby.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Oh hey RaN. You want to use the elevator too?" Connor says to WV RaN, while thinking about how a carapcient or whatever it's called could have a beard.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Um... I guess."
My arm-computer opens up Google Translate.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I input the binary into my arm.
"This is... nonsense."
I squint.
"I think it's talking about cats?"

 

[Saltarius]

The spectre phases through the walls and down to Tox.

"Upload it! JFK dawt doc!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"DNA? That might explain why he wants you to upload it to the respawn matrix..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fawk you, Scawtish nerd! I am tha least threatenin' issue you've gawt right now!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck you, too."
I walk over to Tox.
"Press N."

 

[Saltarius]

"Y! Y! Y!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"N!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Y!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Do it! Or Jack Ruby will kill you too!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'll just kill him right back."

 

[Saltarius]

"You've literally killed mowa people than me, Trilby. Yowa technically less qualified ta be on the matrix."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not counting Mall Fighters, alternate timelines, self-defense or scene kids, I've killed like... six people. Counting self defense... maybe twenty. And I wasn't aware there were qualifications."