Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"And you're also supposed to be defending me. Which you're not doing so hot at."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why are we even doing this trial thing?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey, I'm the one who made it so you weren't sentenced before you got here based on Sigma's 'evidence' and also got court adjourned so I could collect evidence."

 

[Saltarius]

"One, when the hell was I even arrested? Two, where are the warrants? Three, I wasn't read my Miranda Rights at any point, so any thing I've said up until then isn't usable as evidence."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You think the mall's legal system makes sense? It;s literally just us, you're lucky I volunteered to defend you or you'd be in the clink right now."

"Tox we established that evidence is fake as shit."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then bullshit it more than them! Make up precedents!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Maybe if we get a warrant for Sigma's computer, we could find proof he faked those images."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm pretty sure Waffles is innocent. Mostly."

 

[Saltarius]

"Due process, Tox."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't think that's illegal."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt do you even know how law works?"

 

[Saltarius]

"More than these assholes do!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I guess that's true, well, we should get to investigating."

 

[Saltarius]

"Isn't that the police's job?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, aren't you a cop?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"When was the last time you saw a policeman in the mall pal? We gotta do this ourselves. I guess you can be my sidekick."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I'm one of the only cops here, and Knife didn't file jack shit for my arrest."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I think the mall's lack of a real police force (you two only have jurisdiction on the planet whose name I forgot and no superiors) makes that difficult."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'd still like to know my actual charges."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'd like to see specific evidence for each individual count."