Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

I snicker from...whereever it is that witnesses stand.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Are you going to pay me or are we going to meet here again with you in the defendant's place?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I...I see...I will allow you three deaths. That should cover the cost."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Thank you Your Honour."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So... are we actually going to investigate or whatever?"

 

[Saltarius]

I whisper to Paddy.

"Now kill the Judge."

 

[Knife-28]

"What was that Salt?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Ah ah! No Miranda Rights, can't use that as evidence. Plus, you can't add the charge to this trial. Unless you want to declare mistrial."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Did someone order comedy relief?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Not really."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Y-You didn't?"

"Well, too bad! You got it any way!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Look, Waffles, you want to help us by getting me some character witnesses?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Uh...I can think of one or two."

(Pretend he's wearing the same clothes.)
"Gimme one second!" I leave out and return with Diamond.

"Would someone mind filling me in? Otherwise, I'm going to skeedaddle."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm kind of in deep with the law and I'd like you to appear as a witness to how I wouldn't do the things I'm accused of."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What are the accusations?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Murder, arson, drug running, disrespecting JFK, a lot of things."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Didn't Waffles do most of those things? I found a metric ton of ganja and gold bricks tossed in his room."

"Gee, sis! I don't think the whole Escapist forum heard you! Speak a little louder!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Waffles. How long are you willing to spend a night in the pokey?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Knowing Mall Fight's security, I'll stay there for half an hour, take a nap, and go home."

 

[Saltarius]

"Thanks. Both of you. For everything."