Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hold it! Hold it! HOLD IT! I'll admit to the murder and arson and drug-running! But, I'll be DAMNED if someone accuses me of disrespecting JFK!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Okay, I'll fess up to that. Either of you want to search for other potential evidence?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"As a matter of fact, I do! I have a video of Mr. President and me robbing the bank from the security camera! Now, would you disrespect anyone you rob a bank with?"

Bank Robbing Video added to Court Record

 

[Saltarius]

"Evidently not. Diamond, got anything?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Other than the aforementioned metric ton of weed and gold bars in his room? Let's see..."

"JFK and Waffles made the house smell like college dorm, so you and I stayed out longer. I can't believe you didn't remember that."

Apartment Smells Like Weed added to the Court Record

 

[Saltarius]

"I gave up the stuff a while ago, so naturally. But can you bot provide character testimony at least? I don't care if you BS it."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I'll go first."

WITNESS TESTIMONY

"How dare you accuse me of disrespecting Mr. President! He's like the father that doesn't resent me!"

"I mean, I was with him almost the entire time. Stealing money, getting high. There's not a free moment I could've said something bad behind his back."

"Besides, who can hate the guy?"

"He exudes dignity, but at the same time leadership!"

"Gosh, I'm gushing a little bit, aren't I?"

 

[Saltarius]

"W-Waffles, you idiot!"

"The witness wishes to retract his statement and deliver testimony relating to m-the defendant!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What."

"Then, why am I even here? It's obvious that you did it!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, show a little heart."

 

[Paddy the Second]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6843612

 

[MinimanZombie]

I finish off my pizza, and I phone Paddy.
"I hear the defendants doing stuff. And they're yelling objection. Can you ask them to save it for the trial?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, Waffles is a defendant too."

 

[Knife-28]

"So we doing this thing or not?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall through the ceiling.
"Lets be honest tho"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I have no idea."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"

"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What."

 

[Saltarius]

I whisper to Paddy.

"Say you want to declare mistrial on account of a new witness."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Is it my turn to testify to this trainwreck yet?"