Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"It's very spotty, but that's one of the consistent elements."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"That sounds like a complete and utter lie."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, that only applies in official police interviews. We're all earwitnesses, which means it can be used as evidence."

 

[Saltarius]

"There is literally nothing stopping me from drowning you all in alternate versions of myself. Be thankful I'm going the almost-not-illegal route."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Clones or not, we all still heard it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Technically, a Saltarius Crane will be in the defendant's chair."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, but all of us would still know that isn't this universe's Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't recall the warrants saying 'X Universes's Salt."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You do realize you basically admitted to your crimes and we could take you away, right?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I highlight the part of the warrant specifying which Salt, and lay it on the overhead projector.
"It may be written entirely in crayon, but it's still kind of a warrant. Kind of."

 

[Saltarius]

"You realize that-FUCK THE POLICE!"

I throw a tile in between me and Waffles, sending out another me while I run for it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punch the new Salt.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I catch the old Salt, "You're not that fast." I karate chop her, knocking her out.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Let's just put them both on trial."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Can't we just take them to jail?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6844198

 

[Saltarius]

"police brutality..." I mutter, unconscious.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We aren't cops, dummy."

 

[Connor Lonske]

If any of you are wondering, Connor is working on hacking all of the computers right now but is having. Let's say, major troubles with it. He's bbthb till he "gives" up on it.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look at my watch.
"I thought everyone would be back in court by now..."
I order another pizza.