Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"We um, never actually left the court Your Honour."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What!? But...But I adjourned the trial..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, but we're just hanging out in here instead of investigating or some shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah we're not very good at this."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No shit. So, let's go do some investigating because of reasons."

 

[Knife-28]

"If I may interject at this point, we can't really do anything to the alternalte Salt, or any other alternate Salt's, unless they willingly help him in this universe." Knife says.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I finish the second pizza.
"Alright, that's enough."
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[Paddy the Second]

"Your Honour we would to call back our witness, Saltarius Crane, seeing as she never actually testified."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Perfect. That's the easiest way to resume a session."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It would appear she's vanished Your Honour."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[small]"God fucking damn it."[/small]

"Fine, is there someone else we can call up? Or can we get someone to find her?"

 

[Knife-28]

I try to resist the urge to chuckle.

I fail to resist the urge.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'll testify."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're supposed to let the first witness finish before moving onto the next one."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well Paddy, Salt skipped town for the time being, so me might as well pass the time with Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think running away counts as finishing."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ok, I guess it'll speed things along."

"The defence calls Trilby Will to the witness stand."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay then. Trilby, get yo ass up here."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to the stand.

 

[Saltarius]

I perk up.

"I'm still here!"