Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"AH"
I fall over and snap my neck.
I respawn.
"Salt quit being so quiet"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Are you going to be the defendant and testify and prepare for cross examinations?"
I say, turning to face Salt.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I brush myself down.
"I am ready for the cross-examination to being yo I got all my questions n shit"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Call Salt up to the stand instead of Trilby then."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt is already on the stand Your Honour."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Salt get up here you mass-murdering salad"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I get to the stand, then immediately turn around and walk back.
"Jesus fucking crap."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Damn it Paddy, I'm a judge not a detective! Sigma, feel free to begin the cross examination."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I salad trilby from across the room.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"-Ahem- Ms.Saltarius Crane, can you please begin by telling us where you were on the night of pages 142-50?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I take the salad off.

 

[Sigma Castell]

More salad adheres itself to Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue removing the salad.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Trilby. Your offending m sensibilities"

 

[Saltarius]

"I was organizing a business takeover of several rival coporations. You yourself, Your Honor, were a part of it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"My memories of such times are clouded, so I can't agree or disagree. But despite that, it's more so about you and your crimes. Sigma, continue."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw salad at Salt.
"No involving the Judge! How dare you implicate such a noble, angelic man in your horrendous crimes?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I was merely absorbing companies, which is common business practice. Mx. The Second, as a lawyer, is absorbing rival companies inherently illegal?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Of course not, it's standard business practice."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBJECTION! sodium girl, I'm the one asking questions, capiche?"
I straighten my tie.
"-ahem-. SO you say you were facilitating the takeover of a rival. Fair enough. Do you have anything that could corroborate your statement?"