"Ms.Crane, you're not here to make comments on my questions. Need I remind you that you stand accused of 1,250 counts of drug abuse violations, 30,000 counts of driving while intoxicated, 50,670 counts of burglary, 80,000 counts of arson, 400,000 counts of assault and battery; 200,00 of which i move to increased to charges of manslaughter, 300 counts of disorderly conduct, 6,789 counts of vandalism, 567,843 counts of credit fraud, 600,700 counts of identity fraud, terrorism, conspiracy to commit terrorism, mass murder, abduction, abduction of a child, cannibalism, 789,900,567 counts of homicide, genocide, conspiracy to commit genocide, 789,000 counts of money laundering, 764,978 counts of counterfeiting, 188,191 counts of weapons law violation, ruining Queen, conspiracy to ruin Queen, desecrating JFK, conspiracy to desecrate JFK, Unsanctioned dating simulation?"
I turn to the jury.
"Honorable members of the jury, as you can clearly see, the accused is playing for time and attempting to draw focus away from her inability to answer the fingers question. This clearly demonstrates her devious, scheming mind. Shes totes cray."
I whisper to Salt.
"Maybe you should not trigger Tox with social-justicey words hes had bad experiences on tumblr"