Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Your Honor, if I am correct, repeated irrelevant questions and other such actions on the part of the prosecution will put them in contempt of court?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6846567

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Uh excuse are you saying I'm not doing an adequate job of prosecuting?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No offense, but yes."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Paddy why the hell are you even her defense you were there"
I absorb the souls of a few orphans as a mid-case snack.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, you are not, Sig."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"To prove I'm the best fucking lawyer in this mall."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Its kind of hard to prosecute when the fucking accused keeps making snide comments on everything I've said and interrupting me. I'm pretty damn sure she's not allowed to do that."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nah that's all fine."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Then whats even the fucking point if the only people who were there are acting as her defense and the impartial judge?"
I glare at the ground.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright, how about this you snooty cocksuckers? Sigma, you must ask relevant questions. Salt, you must refrain from answering inadequately, and insulting the prosecution."

 

[Paddy the Second]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6846581

 

[Saltarius]

"With pleasure, Your Honor."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I wasn't. At least, not when you guys were massacring rival gangs."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, as the judge, I have now concluded that Saltarius Crane and her accomplice Waffles&Bacon to be..."

[HEADING=3]"Guilty."[/HEADING]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh, pretty sure there's more trial. Like, y'know, Knife's video. And the whole 'jury' thing."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Trilby, you're treading on thin ground. One more criticism out of you about my decision, and I'll sentence you with obstructing the law! Or something."

 

[Saltarius]

"What!?"

"Fuck this courtroom bullshit! No one here didn't do a damn thing I did!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Your decision isn't valid, though. This is a trial by jury."