Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Well Salt, if this punishment isn't enough, then it'll be time for the inescapable prison. Which will be guarded by Waffles."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I remember where I'm sitting, and bang my gavel on the thing.
"I dismiss this case with prejudice."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hah, jokes on you! I still have the gavel, and it's the last one in stock!"
I tip the fake podium over, knocking Trilby to the floor.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Zombie fails to tip the fake podium, because I'm at the real one.
I use my mace, JUST1C3, as a gavel.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"That's the next plot twist, all the podiums are fake and made of old cardboard boxes!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hit the thing with JUST1C3 anyway.
"Dismissed with prejudice let's go do some other bullshit now."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You know, switching us around still didn't make you judge. So, court dismissed."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, what are we going to do now we've finished with that bullshit?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, we're going to cleverly segway into the Earth-Venture."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The what?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The Earth-Venture. What is that?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What the fuck is an Earth-Venture? Wait, is this a psychological test?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's what I'm asking you... And I don't know. Is it?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, what are you asking me?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What an Earth-Venture is."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What's an Earth-Venture?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't know. That's why I'm asking you!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I don't get it, what are you asking me?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh for fuck's sake."
I cave in Zombie's skull with JUST1C3.