Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, let's."
I go find a Land Rover, plus a winch, spray paint 'Mall Mobile V' on the side, then drive it over to the group.

 

[Captain Anon]

I get in the passenger seat "here we go again, well let's get it over with then" I said strapping myself in

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright!"
I begin walking towards the vehicle when I trip, causing a slightly loose frag grenade to fire from my belt and bounce under the car, where the pin gets caught and rips off, which obviously causes the grenade to explode, wrecking the car.
"Wow, what are the odds?"

 

[Captain Anon]

after respawning I walk over to Zombie, grabbing him I deliver a few punches and knees to his gut I rip his mask off, punch him in the face a few times and then headbutt him in the nose, throwing him to the ground I turn and walk off "Dick"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"Ridiculously low. Why do you even have grenades on your belt?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

Unfortunately Woon only rips one of my many masks off, and I'm so skinny from not eating, that his punches and kicks fall short.
"Well you see Trilby, it all began many years ago..."
[HEADING=3]One flashback later...[/HEADING]
"...And that's why I have a fear of pumpkins."

 

[Knife-28]

I snap out of my daze. "Wait what? You lost me at the part with Ninja Assassins."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right..."
I go get another fucking MallMobile, and start modifying it so it won't break as easily as the previous ones.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How did we get through so many of these things?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"MallMobile 1 was eaten by a snake on Invictus. MallMobile 2 exploded when we got to Shastinasio, the place we went to to get a new Mall. MallMobile 3 got wrecked by the dragon and I think 4 did, too. Basically, through sheer incompetence."
I finish my modifications, then start adding extra shit while I wait for the others to get in, including a gunner's seat.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, this one looks more sturdy-WHOA!"
I slip, knocking a canister of gasoline over, spilling the fluid over and all under the car. As I fall to the floor, my arm-sword extends, scraping along the floor, somehow creating a spark which causes the gas to erupt in an inferno.
"Well golly, I dunno what's wrong with me today!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Luckily, the canister of gasoline Zombie knocks over is closed and doesn't spill.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah that should really have occurred to me." The tulpa embeds itself inside the car with its torso sticking up from the dashboard (on the passenger side) so as not to take up seats.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, that's creepy."
I drive off before Zombie finds a way to wreck the vehicle.

 

[Clade-170]

I fallow close behind the vehicle on a 4 wheeler.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stop and roll down my window.
"Get in the gunner's seat, Clade."

 

[Clade-170]

I jump ontop the vehical and find my seat on the gunner' seat. "Lets do this"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drive off, out of the Mall and onto the planet.
"Okay, tulpa, which way is the door thing?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't fucking know I got here by teleportation, travel in a spiral."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You don't have any of Paddy's memories or something about this planet?"