Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Clade-170]

The dragon turned to me, "do you people always impale each other with sticks, drop rocks on each other, and bicker like this?" I face palmed "I'll explain later"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We find me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I can just do this."
I take out a wooden box labelled 'In Case of Soul-Related Bullshit' and open it. Inside are vials of ash and blood and folded up piece of paper.
I put the paper down, revealing the rune drawn on it.

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I empty out a vial of ash around the rune, then pour blood on it. A whirlpool of blood and ash forms on the paper, flowing towards the center, yet remaining two-dimensional. I lean forward, and dip my head into the swirling blood and ash.

Elsewhere

Bureaucrat Satan looks up from a case file and removes his spectacles when my head appears in a burst of flame.
"HELLO THERE, MORTAL! HOW CAN I HELP TODAY?"
I pull my head back.

Some planet

"Yeah, it works."

 

[Clade-170]

"we'll tox..." I begin "during the fight with the Lorax I was impaled and respawned clear across the globe where I met him"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What about Janet or Clade's friend."
I feed my remaining dragons.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think it was ten human souls or one dragon soul for Zombie's soul."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, Paddy's tulpa said something about saving a town from warlocks. So... a few townspeople, I guess."

The mini-portal freezes and starts emitting a dial tone.

"Shit, Bureaucrat Satan hung up."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I've had these dragons for months! You've been narrating Janets parts for a week or so or something."
I eat a hot dog.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The rocks my shoulder.
"How dare you!"
I throw the rocks back at Tox.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start cleaning up all the stuff I used to call Bureaucrat Satan and put away my box of things.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I can steal weak souls. When magic isn't locked, that is."

 

[Clade-170]

"What's this about collecting souls?" I sigh, "to tell you the truth I haven't a clue, some deal with saten or some shit"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Basically, a while ago, Salt and I got married. Our divorce lawyer stole Zombie's soul as payment, and we had to sacrifice one of the baby dragons Zombie stole to get it back. And now Zombie wants that dragon soul back, so we need ten people souls, or another dragon soul."

 

[Clade-170]

The dragon tensed up, I pated his neck "it's ok pal I won't let them take your soul"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why don't we just like kill ourselves 10 times?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because we'd need to give our souls to Bureaucrat Satan. We wouldn't respawn from that."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why the fuck didn't we do this before?" A tulpa next to Tox asks.

 

[Knife-28]

"Say, Mr Dragon you wouldn't happen to have seen this big ass stone door laying around would you?" I ask the Dragon.

 

[RaNDM G]

The dragon shrugs its shoulders. Wings. Whatever.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Could you fly around and see if you can find it?"