Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Anyway, I'm gonna go now."
I move Woon into the passenger seat, get in the MallMobile and go.

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU CAN'T RUN FROM YOUR ACTIONS TRILBY!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm driving, though!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'M DIVORCING YOU! AGAIN!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drive back.
"Fine. Just don't use the same lawyer as last time. Don't want to have to go back to Australia."

 

[Saltarius]

"You're supposed to be upset!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hard to be upset about a failed marriage when I didn't even realise we were getting married."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well realize it!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I have realised it. Just... after it happened."

 

[Saltarius]

"W-Why don't you care about this marriage?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because I didn't want to marry you. Why do you care that I don't care?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Because I care when people do care, and for the opposite."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to watch Heathers. "Wow look at all this teen drama with added murder. Oh wait that's my life!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, what do you want me to do, Salt?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...suggest something."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay. Let's go find the fucking door."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck the door."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We'll also get to explore an alien planet and maybe beat up some guys."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck that."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay. We'll do that. You stay here in the middle of nowhere."