Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"You fags play Persona? Ha! Lou-zer!"

I then go back to spending the rest of my mortal days playing Shin Megami Tensei IV.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a PS2 at Salt's head.

 

[Saltarius]

"NOCTURNE WAS A LIE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... okay then."
I go back to fixing the MallMobile.
"Absolutely nonexistent."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I throw a couple of rocks at the MallMobile.

 

[Saltarius]

"We can arrange to fix that y'know, Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm fixing a car so we can go find the door we spent ages trying to steal."
I throw the rocks back at Zombie.
"Salt, are you hitting on me?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Are you?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, this is the planet Grim's portal saw dumped Paddy and the door on."
I start paining over the scratches Zombie left on the MallMobile.
"I don't think I am."

 

[Saltarius]

"I do think you am. Are. Fuck grammar."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't think I am."

 

[Saltarius]

"I do."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why?"

 

[Saltarius]

"In like six space cultures the violent hurling of a Sony Playstation 2 is considered tying the knot, you're lucky I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm not a part of any of those cultures."

 

[Saltarius]

"You could be appropriating them, you racist fuck."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I didn't even know they existed before now."

 

[Captain Anon]

I check to see if the car will work again by revving the engine a little

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The engine revs a little.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yawn. Yawn yawn yawny yawn."